Are you a fan of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim?
Well then, you probably want to know whether you're addicted to it or not. So I made a little test for you, so you can test your addiction to Skyrim.
The test really isn't laid out very well, and I'm blogging off my iPod using the weebly iPhone app, so the good news is, no flash or java is required! You may, however, need either pen and paper, or a decent brain.
Basically, you are awarded a set amount of points for each answer, and the number of points you have at the end determine your addiction. It's not accurate at all really, just a bit of fun.
1. I play Skyrim…
Every day (2 pts)
Every few days (1 pts)
Every week (1 pts)
Every few weeks (0 pts)
I don't play Skyrim, and I am about to go find somewhere else to test myself on stuff, BUT NOT HERE (0 pts)
2. I have...
Dawnguard (1 pts)
Not got Dawnguard (0 pts)
3. When I'm on the toilet...
I shout "FUS RO DAH" (2 pts)
I say "Fus ro dah" (1 pts)
I make generic 'using the toilet' noises (0 pts)
4. When I take a walk...
I keep an eye out for dragons (1 pts)
I just walk (0 pts)
I don't ever walk. I am too 'busy' (1 pts)
5. I have played... (multiple answers acceptable)
Oblivion (1 pts)
Morrowind (1 pts)
Daggerfall (1 pts)
Arena (1 pts)
Runescape (1 pts)
Any Call of Duty (-1 pts)
Nothing else (0 pts)
6. The last time I engaged in a physical relationship was...
During the previous four months (-2 pts)
During the previous year (-1 pts)
In my lifetime (0 pts)
Never, I'm not at that stage of my life yet (0 pts)
Never (1 pts)
IN A PREVIOUS LIFE, WOO SKYRIM (2 pts)
7. My favourite food is...
Sweet roll (1 pts)
Anything else (0 pts)
The test was out of ten.
IF YOU SCORED:
<3: Skyrim is fun.
3<5: Skyrim is pretty awesome.
5<7: I play Skyrim too much.
7<9: America? Britain? Where are these provinces? I must explore them!
10: I live a life of torture during those fleeting moments in which I am not playing Skyrim. Legends of Yore would be a good game for me, I should check it out at legendsofyore.com, because it's free for PC.
And now, ducks.